very important to us

"very important to us" | Friday, May 22, 2015 | No. 5,957
deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO FILE A FORMAL COMPLAINT
pants: YOUR CALL IS VERY IMPORTANT TO US
pants: PLEASE CONTINUE TO HOLD
deuce: HOW COME IT'S ALWAYS GIRL FROM IPANEMA FOR THE HOLD MUSIC
pants: YOUR HOLD TIME WILL BE: THIRTY. FOUR. MINUTES
deuce: CARRYING THE CORDLESS PHONE WITH ME INTO THE CRAPPER







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