in a bucket by you

"in a bucket by you" | Sunday, May 24, 2015 | No. 5,959
pants: I SHOULD LIKE TO BE CARRIED AROUND IN A BUCKET BY YOU
pants: DOWN BY THE SHORE WE WILL WANDER
deuce: WILL I SOMETIMES DIP YOU INTO THE WATER AND THEN SOMETIMES SCOOP UP SOME SAND AND THEN MAYBE DUMP IT OUT
pants: A-SEEKING OYSTERS AND OTHER DELICIOUS OCEAN EATABLES
deuce: WHAT IF I JUST FUCK YOUR FACE







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"southern belle accent" featuring deuce and spigot and pants




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