fun if you've never seen them before

"fun if you've never seen them before" | Friday, July 3, 2015 | No. 5,999
pants: FUCK FIREWORKS
deuce: WELL THEY'RE FUN IF YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE
pants: AND OTHER THINGS THAT SCARE ANIMALS LIKE LOW-FLYING PLANES AND MY PRETTY PINK PRICK
deuce: I WOULDN'T CALL IT "PRETTY"
deuce: "VAGUELY PASSABLE IN LOW LIGHT" IS ABOUT THE BEST I CAN GIVE YOU







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