since i've been loving you

"since i've been loving you" | Saturday, May 20, 2000 | No. 602
spigot: DEAR STEVE CASE!! I HAVE BEEN AN AOL MEMBER FOR THREE DAYS!!! BUT MY SOUTH PARK SOUNDS ARE BROKEN/DON'T PLAY
spigot: STALKING THE DOG SHIT AND REALLY KEEPING AN EYE ON IT / FACE IN IT
pants: MY LAVA LAMP TOLD ME TO SHOOT THE NEIGHBORS (AND TO SMOKE POT, SIT AROUND)
deuce: BETTER DO THE ONE THING FIRST OR YOU'LL NEVER GET AROUND TO IT
pants: THE UNIVERSE EXPLODED







Tomorrow
"where scalloped potatoes don't taste like magazines" featuring spigot and pants




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