all the wonderful, colorful dicks

"all the wonderful, colorful dicks" | Tuesday, July 28, 2015 | No. 6,024
pants: PLEASE TO BE SUCKING THE DICK (IN THIS COUNTRY)
pants: YOUR COUNTRY HAS ALL THE WONDERFUL, COLORFUL DICKS
pants: I AM HAPPY TO BE HERE







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