fireball reaches site

"fireball reaches site" | Thursday, September 24, 2015 | No. 6,082
deuce: (FLASH) (EVERYTHING SUDDENLY BURSTS INTO FLAME) (BLAST WAVE DESTROYS EVERYTHING EXCEPT HEAVY BUILDINGS) (SHOCKWAVE ARRIVES, COMPROMISES INTEGRITY OF EVEN HEAVY BUILDINGS) (RETURN PRESSURE WAVE COLLAPSE ALL BUILDINGS) (FIREBALL REACHES SITE)







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"quietly and behind a curtain" starring deuce and pants




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Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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