beating off a dead man

"beating off a dead man" | Friday, September 25, 2015 | No. 6,083
pants: JERKING OFF JESUS ON THE CROSS
deuce: HE'S ALREADY DEAD DUDE
deuce: YOU'RE BEATING OFF A DEAD MAN
deuce: YOU DON'T GET CREDIT FOR THAT
pants: HE WAS FINE A MINUTE AGO







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"mama i'm in love with a gangsta" featuring deuce and spigot




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.