cocktober

"cocktober" | Wednesday, October 14, 2015 | No. 6,102
pants: LITTLE DID I KNOW... (TRAILS OFF)
pants: WHAM POW ZAP PUNCH KICK KISS SLURP DUH BARF
pants: IT STARTS NOW
pants: THIS ENDS HERE
pants: EXCUSE ME BUT MY EYES ARE UP HERE (PULLS DOWN TROUSERS)
pants: DOES THE THING
pants: ACCUSED BUT NEVER ADMITTING IT
pants: SIRS, MA'AM (PLEASANTRIES, TOILETRIES)







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.