your highest priority

"your highest priority" | Monday, October 19, 2015 | No. 6,107
deuce: YOU ARE GO FOR POO
deuce: DO NOT ENGAGE HOSTILES, THE POO IS YOUR HIGHEST PRIORITY
deuce: ALL OTHER PRIORITIES RESCINDED.







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"john carter from mars toilet duck" starring deuce and pants




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