he loved to rhyme

"he loved to rhyme" | Sunday, November 1, 2015 | No. 6,120
deuce: PA RUM PA PUM PUM / CUM IN MY BUM
spigot: AND THEN HE DIED AND THOSE ARE HIS LAST WORDS
spigot: DEUCE LOVED TO RHYME
spigot: WHETHER IT BE DICKS WITH PRICKS OR DONGS WITH TONGS OR BEERS WITH QUEERS
spigot: DEUCE LOVED TO LICK DICK
spigot: LIGHTS DIM, WHAT ABOUT LOVE, SLIDE SHOW
: DEUCE
: 1998-2015







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"empty seat" starring deuce and pants




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