shut up and hold still

"shut up and hold still" | Sunday, December 6, 2015 | No. 6,153
pants: I'M AN EGG CARTON
deuce: I AM WRAPPING YOU CAREFULLY AND DROPPING YOU FROM A TALL BUILDING IN SOME SORT OF ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SCIENCE EXPERIMENT
pants: ALL I KNOW IS WHEN YOU GO TO DIG ME UP IN TEN YEARS YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO FIND ME
deuce: SHUT UP AND HOLD STILL







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"upgrading/fondling" featuring deuce and pants




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