over/under

"over/under" | Wednesday, March 2, 2016 | No. 6,228
spigot: OVERPROMISING FROM THE GET-GO
spigot: SETTING HIMSELF UP TO FAIL
spigot: AS PREDICTED, A BAIT-AND-SWITCH
spigot: AMBIEN
spigot: NO LONGER REALLY INVESTED
spigot: TRYING TO HIDE FROM US
spigot: LEAVING CRYPTIC VOICEMAILS
spigot: A BRIEF DISPLAY OF ENTHUSIASM TYPICAL OF THOSE RESIGNED TO SUICIDE
spigot: CONFIRMATION OF SUICIDE
spigot: INABILITY TO COMMIT TO ANY REASONABLE PLAN
spigot: AND FINALLY PRETENDING SOMEONE ELSE WAS TYPING ALL THAT







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