already dead

"already dead" | Monday, April 25, 2016 | No. 6,281
spigot: I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THOSE WORDS MEAN AND I DON'T KNOW ANY OF MY LINES
spigot: FOLKS IF YOU CAN READ THIS I'M ALREADY DEAD







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.