another cookie

"another cookie" | Tuesday, May 24, 2016 | No. 6,310
pants: AND A ONE AND A TWO AND HLGAHGLAHGLHALGUHHHGUALHLAUG
pants: WILL YOU TRIM MY EYEBROWS ?!?!? WILL YOU HOLD MY HAND WHILE/WHILST I PRICK IT, ENJOY IT ?!?!?!?!?! WILL YOU USE THE BLOW DRYER ON MY UNDERBELLY ?!?!?!?!?!?! COULD I HAVE ANOTHER COOKIE :!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!







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