a real push-and- smoosh

"a real push-and- smoosh" | Sunday, June 12, 2016 | No. 6,329
spigot: HE RHYMED DONGS WITH TONGS? BONGS IS MORE ON BRAND, I BLEW IT
pants: THE IRONY IS WE WILL USE TONGS TO REPLACE THE T WITH A B
spigot: NOT IF JEAN-CHARLES USES TONGS TO DIP THE T INTO LIQUID HYDROGEN BUT HE FUMBLES HIS GRIP AND IT SHATTERS ON THE FLOOR
spigot: CAMERA PUSHES INTO HIS STUPID FAT FACE: DOZENS OF PASSENGERS SUFFOCATING AND DYING (A REAL PUSH-AND-SMOOSH)







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