egg nog

"egg nog" | Tuesday, June 14, 2016 | No. 6,331
: Left: "deuce" (do not feed); Right: "pants" (a cornfed American beauty indeed)
pants: DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A MAN BONER
deuce: YES
pants: IS EGG NOG A REAL THING
deuce: YES







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"crickets and earthworms" featuring spigot and pants




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