rape cops part 2: to serve and protect

"rape cops part 2: to serve and protect" | Thursday, June 22, 2000 | No. 636
spigot: HEY YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO "REPORT" THE GUY
spigot: WELL MAYBE WE'D GO LOOK FOR HIM
spigot: IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A DUMB FAT GIRL
spigot: "RAPED". WHATEVER.
deuce: YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO COOPERATE IF YOU WANT US TO INVESTIGATE THIS MATTER
deuce: NOW LIE DOWN AND CLOSE YOUR EYES, YOU DUMB CUNT
spigot: NO YOU CAN'T TALK TO A WOMAN POLICEMAN WE FIRED THEM ALL OVER THE WEEKEND
spigot: BECAUSE THEY KEPT FUCKING UP
: TO BE CONTINUED







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"by mistake" starring deuce and pants




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