four lumpy, buckeyed potatoes

"four lumpy, buckeyed potatoes" | Friday, September 16, 2016 | No. 6,421
spigot: IF YOU TAKE FOUR LUMPY, BUCKEYED POTATOES AND CARELESSLY JAM THUMBTACKS IN THEM LIKE OVERSIZED FUCKED-UP TEETH YOU HAVE THE CAST OF STRANGER THINGS
spigot: AND THAT'S JUST WINONA RYDER







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