up and down pretty good

"up and down pretty good" | Friday, September 30, 2016 | No. 6,435
dick: TINKLE POTTY
dick: TINKLE POTTY TO THE MAX
spigot: T DICK I DID A TINKLE IN THE POTTY OF AN OFFICE MAX ONCE
spigot: MOSTLY IN THE POTTY
spigot: I SOAKED UP THOSE UNUSED TOILET PAPER ROLLS PRETTY GOOD
spigot: WIFE WAS ANNOYED WHEN I BROUGHT THEM HOME!!!!!!!!
spigot: SOAKED HER UP AND DOWN PRETTY GOOD
spigot: RETURNED HER TO OFFICE MAX FOR STORE CREDIT AND REPEATED THE WHOLE THING







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"upgrading/fondling" featuring deuce and pants




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