just out of reach

"just out of reach" | Tuesday, October 4, 2016 | No. 6,439
pants: DO I HAVE TO GET DRESSED TODAY/WEAR SHOES/SHAVE
pants: CAN I JUST BATHROBE AND SLUMP IT ALL DAY
pants: SHUFFLING INTO THE KITCHEN FOR COOKIES, PLOPPING INTO THE RECLINER
pants: PISS JUG JUST OUT OF REACH
pants: YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO







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"your toebeans, your pisspots" featuring pants




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