in england

"in england" | Thursday, June 29, 2000 | No. 644
spigot: YOU KNOW IN ENGLAND GAY PEOPLE HANG OUT IN THE "LAVATORY"
spigot: AND COCKSUCKING IS CALLED "BANGERS AND MASH"
spigot: ALSO DON'T ORDER A "PINT OF BITTER"
spigot: I THINK WE'VE ALL MADE THAT MISTAKE
spigot: HELLO
spigot: OKAY I LIED I NEVER WENT TO ENGLAND
spigot: UNLESS MERVYNS COUNTS
spigot: I'LL BE QUIET







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