beat those muppets off then

"beat those muppets off then" | Tuesday, October 18, 2016 | No. 6,453
deuce: GO TO BED
pants: B-BUT
deuce: I SAID
pants: C'MON
deuce: I SAID I DON'T WANNA HEAR NO MORE FAGGOT SHIT
deuce: YOU GO BACK TO BED AND YOU DO IT GOOD SON
pants: B-BUT MUPPETS ARE GOING TO EAT MY FACE AND MAYPOLE DANCE WITH MY INTESTINES
deuce: BEAT THOSE MUPPETS OFF THEN
pants: THEY HAVE TASTED BLOOD
deuce: QUENCH THEIR FIRST AND BEAT THEM OFF
pants: I WILL







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"your toebeans, your pisspots" featuring pants




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