we have lost objective apples

"we have lost objective apples" | Friday, November 4, 2016 | No. 6,470
pants: ARE YOU A MONSTER
deuce: I'M MORE OF A STANDARD FLAWED HUMAN BEING
deuce: WHO MURDERS BABIES
deuce: I THINK THEY DESERVE IT BUT WHENEVER I TRY TO EXPLAIN MY REASONING IT JUST SOUNDS LIKE A QUIET SCREAM SO, Y'KNOW, JUST THE USUAL FLAWED HUMAN BEING
pants: WE HAVE LOST OBJECTIVE APPLES







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