the poo button

"the poo button" | Tuesday, July 4, 2000 | No. 649
pants: THIS IS RADIO FREE JERKCITY
rands: OH DO GO ON
pants: GUESS WHAT I FOUND TODAY ???
pants: THAT'S RIGHT !! I FOUND THE POO BUTTON !!!
rands: THE WHAT
pants: ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU THE PATH TO WISDOM AND NIRVANA AND ALL THAT GAY STUFF
: pants pushes the button.
pants: I LIKE IT SO FAR
rands: UH
pants: IT'S WARM AND SMOOSHY AND WHAT HAVE YOU
rands: UH
pants: BUBUBUBUB PROBLEM
rands: HALP
pants: T RANDS SAVE ME
rands: T PANTS FUCK YOU







Tomorrow
"an autistic clock" featuring spigot and pants




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Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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