last day for jerksocks

"last day for jerksocks" | Wednesday, December 7, 2016 | No. 6,500
spigot: MAYBE INSTEAD OF SOCKS WE JERKCITY UP SOME CUSTOM SPANX AND MAKE THIS COUNTRY PRESENTABLE
pants: WHATEVER MAKES IT OBVIOUS I'M CIRCUMCISED
spigot: YES IT'S PANTS ON AN ENORMOUS PADDED BRA, JUST WEAR IT
pants: WAS RE: SPOCK IN SEASON 1 EPISODE 4
pants: ^ DEUCEBAIT
spigot: JERKCITY PAJAMAS!!!!!!!!! HOW ABOUT JERKCITY WORK BOOTS AND A SILVER MONEY CLIP
pants: HARDHATS AND MANBELTS
deuce: T PANTS SIGH!!!!!! SPOCK'S BRAIN WAS IN SEASON 3
pants: YOU'VE BEEN DEUCEBAITED







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.