the rules of love

"the rules of love" | Thursday, December 15, 2016 | No. 6,508
pants: CAN ANYTHING BE BUTTFUCKED OR DOES THE THING HAVE TO HAVE A BUTT
pants: I HAVE QUESTIONS
deuce: ANYTHING
deuce: YOU CAN BUTTFUCK A ROCK
deuce: A SMOOTH, ROUND ROCK (WITHOUT A BUTT)
pants: WHAT ABOUT A MAN SUCH AS MYSELF
deuce: ANYTHING







Tomorrow
"destination: dongs" starring spigot and pants




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