the dick cache god

"the dick cache god" | Friday, July 7, 2000 | No. 652
deuce: COULD SOMEONE PLEASE POINT ME TO THE NEAREST CACHE OF DICKS
pants: DEAR DICK CACHE GOD,
pants: PLEASE GIVE UNCLE DEUCE WHAT HE NEEDS
pants: WHAT
pants: WELL SOMETIMES HE SAYS HE'S MY UNCLE
pants: SERIOUSLY THOUGH HOOK UP MY FRIEND HERE
pants: LOVE, PANTS
pants: NOW WE WAIT







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"if you seek his monument" featuring deuce and pants




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