like a turkey

"like a turkey" | Friday, December 30, 2016 | No. 6,520
deuce: HURRR
pants: HORMPTH
deuce: SHOVED INTO THE TOILET LIKE A TURKEY
pants: LITTLE LEGS POKING OUT, KICKING INEFFECTIVELY
deuce: THE TURKEY IS DEAD
pants: YOU ARE THE TURKEY







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