can you keep a secret

"can you keep a secret" | Friday, January 6, 2017 | No. 6,527
spigot: T PANTS CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET (T DEUCE TOO I GUESS)
pants: T SPIGOT OKAY
deuce: YES
spigot: _I REALLY AM BUTTMAN FOCUSED_
deuce: GOOD TO KNOW
deuce: FLUSHING MEMORY
spigot: LOL!!~~~~~~~~J/K HAPPY 2017 EVERY1







Tomorrow
"lower back and neck pains" featuring deuce




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.