the hamster chronicles

"the hamster chronicles" | Saturday, February 11, 2017 | No. 6,557
pants: GRR
pants: PUT ME DOWN
pants: I DEMAND JUSTICE
pants: LEMME AT 'IM
pants: WHY I OUGHTA
pants: MY LITTLE HAMSTER FISTS FLAILING
pants: OOH YOU'RE REALLY GONNA GET IT (STUFFING ME HEAD FIRST INTO A HABITRAIL TUBE)
pants: I'M WARNING YOU (HAMSTER VOICE MUFFLED)







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"how's my signal strength" starring spigot and pants




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