doctor or mister

"doctor or mister" | Sunday, February 19, 2017 | No. 6,565
pants: THERE'S AN ONION IN MY BOTTOM
deuce: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND THE FUTURE OF HUMANITY, WHATEVER YOU DO...
deuce: DON'T PULL IT OUT, DON'T POO, AND DEFINITELY, _DEFINITELY_ DON'T FART
pants: GOT IT
pants: I AM SPOCK
deuce: DR. OR MR.
pants: TURN THE CRANK AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
deuce: TURN YOUR KEY, SIR
pants: PUSH THE BUTTON







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