headcrabs

"headcrabs" | Saturday, April 1, 2017 | No. 6,603
pants: ARE YOU SURE MAGIC BUTTHOLE INSURANCE IS A GOOD IDEA
deuce: IT'S NOT INSURANCE IT'S A GUARANTEE
pants: JUST FILL IT WITH ROOT BEER AND GET ON WITH IT
deuce: A MAGIC BUTTHOLE FLOAT
pants: ADD SOME ICED CREAM
deuce: HEADCRABS







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"you need to earn it" featuring deuce and pants




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.