the inevitable conclusion of the dick

"the inevitable conclusion of the dick" | Tuesday, April 4, 2017 | No. 6,606
spigot: THE PREMISE IS THAT THERE'S A GROUP OF PEOPLE CHANTING "WHO LIKES DICK"
deuce: I SEE
spigot: THE CLIMAX IS REACHED WHEN A GUY CALLS OUT FROM THE BACK "I LIKE DICK"
deuce: THAT'S HAUNTING
spigot: AND THE INEVITABLE CONCLUSION OF THE DICK
deuce: I CAN REALLY FEEL THE IMAGERY BUBBLING UP INSIDE AND PUNCHING MY NUTS TWICE
spigot: IT MAKES YOU CHOKE ON A FAT COCK AND IT MAKES YOU THINK







Tomorrow
"like a crabby crab crab" featuring deuce and pants




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.