better make pancakes

"better make pancakes" | Friday, April 14, 2017 | No. 6,616
pants: WELP IT'S ON ITS WAY TO THE CORE OF THE EARTH
pants: BETTER MAKE PANCAKES
deuce: SHOVING
deuce: SCUFFLING
deuce: SHELLACKING
pants: SUCKIN' IT
deuce: SQUIRTING
deuce: SMEARING
deuce: SUBSUMING
deuce: SCINTILLATING
deuce: SORRY
pants: S'OKAY
deuce: PUNCHIN' HOOKERS
pants: PISSSSSSSSSS







Tomorrow
"like a crabby crab crab" featuring deuce and pants




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