love story

"love story" | Friday, July 21, 2000 | No. 667
pants: WILL YOU WATCH NOTTING HILL WITH ME AND HOLD ME WHEN I CRY ???
deuce: I WILL BEAT YOU ABOUT THE HEAD UNTIL YOU THINK YOU'RE COACH FROM CHEERS
pants: OW OW BUT HE'S DEAD OW OW OW OKAY LYING STILL







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