the dreaded links page

"the dreaded links page" | Saturday, July 22, 2000 | No. 668
spigot: OKAY WHAT THESE ARE IS A LIST OF SICK/TWISTED LINKS AND MANY ARE WEIRD!!!!
spigot: I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE CONTENTS!!!
spigot: YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!! BEWARE!!!!
spigot: ABANDON ALL HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER THE DREADED L-I-N-K-S P-A-G-E!!!!!!
spigot: THE ONION <-- NEWS BUT WITH A TWIST!!!
spigot: USER FRIENDLY <-- THE ONLY GOOD SITE IN CYBERSPACE
spigot: SLASHDOT <-- NEWS FOR NERDS!!!!!!!
spigot: RED MEAT <-- DEMENTED!!!! THE GUY SHOULD BE LOCKED UP!!!!
spigot: BLAM BLAM BLAM WITH THE GUN AND WHACK HACK WITH THE KNIFE
spigot: YOUR DEAD FUCKING HEAD DOWN THE TOILET







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