a stunning revelation

"a stunning revelation" | Monday, July 24, 2000 | No. 670
deuce: SUING YOU FOR BREACH OF DICKSUCKING (EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE BEEN SUCKING MY DICK AT 9 AM EVERY DAY RIGHT ON SCHEDULE)
pants: 9 AM ?????????????? THAT CAN'T POSSIBLE BE ME ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HOLE
deuce: WRONG BECAUSE I HAVE DNA AND FINGERPRINTS AND A SWORN AFFIDAVIT TO PROVE IT
pants: BUT I AM SLEEPING AT 9AM
pants: OH GOD I SUCK DICK IN MY SLEEP
deuce: GLAGHALGH







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