net: DEEP THROATING A MAGLITE HERE
pants: DOES THIS COCK RING MAKE ME LOOK FAT
deuce: WUHHHHHHH
deuce: I AM INJECTING CLEANING FLUID INTO MY VEINS BECAUSE I WISH TO DETECT NEUTRINOS
net: IF I GOT REALLY REALLY FAT WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME
net: I MEAN FATTER THAN NOW
deuce: WUHHHHHHHH
