also for fat: 0-9

"also for fat: 0-9" | Thursday, July 27, 2000 | No. 673
spigot: I CAN'T REALLY SAY WHY I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND BUT LET'S LOOK AT THE SITUATION ALPHABETICALLY
spigot: A IS FOR FAT, B IS FOR FAT, C IS FOR FAT
spigot: FLIPPING THROUGH THESE CARDS IT APPEARS D THROUGH Z IS ALSO FOR FAT
pants: I'M BIG-BONED LIKE JUDY BLUME'S BLUBBER OR WHATEVER !!! SOB







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