everyone take their places

"everyone take their places" | Thursday, December 7, 2017 | No. 6,842
deuce: EVERYONE TAKE THEIR PLACES
pants: T DEUCE THIS LYING ABOUT THE SIZE (LENGTH/GIRTH) OF MY DONG HAS TO STOP
deuce: SURFACE AREA, VOLUME, GROWTH RATE
pants: AND YOU CAN SEE HOW BIG IT REALLY IS







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.