it just has to be daily

"it just has to be daily" | Saturday, August 12, 2000 | No. 689
rands: SO THEN HE SAYS "DUH IT'S NOT FUNNY"
rands: AND I'M ALL "WHO SAYS A COMIC STRIP HAS TO BE FUNNY"
rands: SO THEN HE STARTS WHINING
rands: I HAD TO SLAP HIS FAT FAG FACE AND ESCORT HIM OUT
rands: AND THE OTHER ONE WOULDN'T FUCKING SHUT UP
rands: SO I HAD TO ESCORT HER OUT TO
rands: ANYWAY THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED BACK ON THE LOT
rands: DID YOU SEE THE PIGDOG INTERVIEW
rands: ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME
rands: OH RIGHT HE SLEEPS LIKE THAT
pants: ZZZ
rands: I LIKED THE FROGS IN MAGNOLIA







Tomorrow
"rubber bands on my claws" starring deuce and pants




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