chapter four

"chapter four" | Sunday, August 13, 2000 | No. 690
rands: OKAY FOLKS JUST A FEW GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENTS
pants: COCKS
rands: FIRST WE KNOW THAT THE MAILING LIST IS BROKEN
rands: IT'S BEEN THIS WAY FOR AT LEAST A MONTH
rands: BUT DON'T WORRY
rands: PANTS IS ON THE JOB
pants: COCKS, COCKS
rands: YOU CAN BET HIS PRIMARY CONCERN IS GETTING ALL YOU FOLKS BACK ONLINE
pants: COCKS !!!
rands: ALSO I PROMISED TO REDESIGN THE HTML SO THAT MIGHT HAPPEN TOO
pants: COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS
rands: FUCKING SHUT UP
pants: MY LAST CHECK BOUNCED







Tomorrow
"crickets and earthworms" featuring spigot and pants




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