watch me plump

"watch me plump" | Sunday, February 11, 2018 | No. 6,908
spigot: STUFFING
pants: WATCH ME PLUMP WHILE I COOK
pants: SERIOUSLY YOU'RE NOT LOOKING CLOSELY ENOUGH







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2018.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.