got a light

"got a light" | Tuesday, April 10, 2018 | No. 6,966
pants: "I WONDER WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT S3E8" AND THEN BOOOOOOM I AM A MAN TODAY
spigot: WELL PERHAPS A DAY WILL COME WHEN WE (((UNPACK))) WHAT WE WATCHED
spigot: MEANWHILE: SILENT
pants: IT'S STILL TOO MUCH LIKE WALKING IN ON MOM AND DAD DOIN' IT, CAN'T DISCUSS
pants: OR DAD AND OTHER DAD
spigot: Y
pants: DAD AND ALL HIS FRIENDS FROM THE GYM
pants: AND MOM'S ON THE PORCH AND SHE'S SIPPING ICED TEA CRYING SILENT TEARS
pants: AND
spigot: PRESSING PLAY AND RECORD







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"squeaking noises" featuring deuce and pants




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Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2018.
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