sucking off the cast of user friendly

"sucking off the cast of user friendly" | Tuesday, August 22, 2000 | No. 699
pants: PEOPLE OF THE EARTH
pants: I AM GOING TO SUCK THE COCKS OF THE CAST OF "USER FRIENDLY"
pants: I'VE NEVER READ THE FUCKING THING FOR MORE THAN FIVE SECONDS
pants: SO I CAN'T REFERENCE THE CHARACTERS INDIVIDUALLY
pants: THE THING PRETTY MUCH MADE ME SICK SO I GAVE UP
pants: WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING DRAW BLOOM COUNTY
pants: GIVE IT UP AND PACK IT IN
pants: ANYWAY SUCKING ALL YOUR COCKS AT ONCE BAGHALUGHALG







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