space cowboys

"space cowboys" | Thursday, September 7, 2000 | No. 715
rands: YOU'RE LOOKING PRETTY HOT IN THAT JUMPSUIT
rands: <SFX: RAPE>
deuce: GHLGLHGULHGULHGULHGULHG
rands: I'D LIKE TO REQUEST THAT WE NO LONGER BOLDLY GO TO THE CABIN
rands: WHERE I AM RAPED FOR SCIENTIFIC PURPOSES
deuce: THIS IS NOT HOW MANKIND WILL CONQUER SPACE
deuce: GLHGLHAGLHLHABHLBHAB OW OW OW OW
deuce: YOU SHOULD SHIT/PISS YOURSELF IF YOU ARE IN DANGER OF BEING RAPED
rands: ARE YOU AWARE OF HOW HARD IT IS TO SAY NO TO SPACE COWBOYS
rands: I CAN SAVE MYSELF BY SOILING MYSELF AND HERE I GO
deuce: SIR WITH THE RAPE UTENSIL







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