CS101

"CS101" | Sunday, September 10, 2000 | No. 718
deuce: COCKSUCKING 101
deuce: FIRST: STROKE THE DICK
deuce: TELL THE DICK YOU LOVE IT
deuce: SECOND: KISS THE DICK
deuce: DO IT LIGHTLY LIKE YOU'RE KISSING SOMEONE FOR THE FIRST TIME
deuce: FUCKING SUCK IT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SUCKED BEFORE
deuce: IF YOU PASS OUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT
deuce: YOU'LL COME TO EVENTUALLY
bung: THIS IS A VERY STRANGE DOJO







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"the hiccups" featuring deuce




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