jerkcity strike: day 1

"jerkcity strike: day 1" | Tuesday, September 19, 2000 | No. 727
hanford: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM TO REPORT
hanford: AS OF THE OTHER DAY, THE CAST OF JERKCITY IS ON STRIKE
hanford: WE HAVE MANAGED TO ARRANGE ALTERNATE ENTERTAINMENT
hanford: I HOPE YOU ALL DON'T MIND A GARDENING SERIES IN PLACE OF THE USUAL
hanford: GIVEN THE BUDGET CONSTRAINTS, IT WAS THE BEST WE COULD DO ON SHORT NOTICE
hanford: WE WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED ON THE STRIKE
hanford: IN THE MEANTIME, PLEASE ENJOY "UNTITLED GARDENING PROJECT"







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.