untitled gardening project no. 2

"untitled gardening project no. 2" | Thursday, September 21, 2000 | No. 729
: Sometimes, when I go on business trips or vacations, I don't get a chance to masturbate. When you stomp around a strange city all day and come back to an impersonal hotel room, it's hard to get it on. Here's a tip: pack something soft to spurt into. Leave it in the room after you check out.

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