untitled gardening project no. 7

"untitled gardening project no. 7" | Friday, September 29, 2000 | No. 737
: For the most part, you can determine how many times you have masturbated. Pick a year the battle began and an average number of sessions per day. Consider this: when all the numbers are multiplied out, you can then determine how much semen you've generated. Enough to drown a toddler? Hmm?







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